aircraft	: flyin contraption
airoplane	: flyin contraption
airplane	: flyin contraption
and			: n
andrew		: cap'n
andy		: cap'n
around		: aroun'
audio		: scuttlebut
back		: stern
back-end	: stern
backward	: astern
between		: betwixt
boss		: admiral
box			: chest
boy			: lad
boys		: laddies
business	: voyage
captain		: cap'n
car			: boat
cars		: boats
cents		: shillings
children	: little sandcrabs
click		: foire
client		: matey
clients		: maties
computer	: abacus
concrete	: cement
concrete5	: cement foive
consultant	: scum
container	: treasure chest
customer	: matey
customers	: maties
dead		: snuffed it
developer	: sea dog
didn't know	: did nay know
didn't		: di'nae
die			: snuff it
died		: snuffed it
difficult	: harrrd
do not		: dern't
does		: do
dollars		: pieces of eight
don't know	: dinna
don't		: dern't
door		: hatch
drive		: sail
driving		: sailing
dude		: lubber
earlier		: afore
end to end	: bow t' stern
end-end		: bow t' stern
ever		: e'er
everbody	: all crew
everyone	: all crew
execute		: walk the plank
facebook	: hangin roster
fellow		: lubber
finance		: booty
fine		: foine
fire		: foire
flag		: Jolly Roger
food		: chow
foolish		: bilge
for			: fer
franz		: admiral
friend		: matey
friends		: maties
front		: bow
front-end	: bow
frz			: admiral
girl		: lass
girls		: lassies
go			: sail
good		: jolly
government	: admiralty
great		: foine
gregJoyce	: t' mate
guy			: lubber
hadn't		: ha'nae
hard		: harrrd
haven't		: ha'nae
he is		: he be
he			: the ornery cuss
hello		: ahoy
her			: that comely wench
he's		: he be
hey			: avast
highway		: ocean
highways	: oceans
him			: that scurvey dog
him\.		: that drunken sailor.
home		: port
i			: me
idea		: notion
interstate	: high sea
is			: tis
its			: 'tis
it's		: 'tis
jet			: flyin contraption
julia		: the winsome lass
kids		: minnows
knife		: cutlass
knot		: hitch
korvin		: t' coxn
lady		: wench
language	: tounge
like		: loike
machine		: contraption
magazine	: jurn'l
magic		: devils messin
man			: lubber
manager		: admiral
market		: rummage sale
mattWaters	: t' pusser
mkly		: t' bosun
money		: dubloons
my			: me
myself		: meself
never		: n'er
newspaper	: chart
no			: nay
of			: o'
office		: orlop
old			: auld
over		: o'er
owner		: master
page		: sheet
payment		: broibe
people		: scallywags
person		: scallywag
probably	: likely
programmer	: lubber
pull		: haul
pulled		: hauled
puller		: haulin
pullin		: haulin
pulling		: haulin
road		: sea
roads		: seas
she is		: she be
she			: the winsome lass
she's		: she be
single		: lone
site		: port
stairs		: companionway
start		: set sail
stop		: belay
story		: scuttlebut
street		: river
streets		: rivers
student		: midshipman
sure		: aye
suv			: ship
sword		: cutlass
symbol		: rune
talk		: scuttlebutt
team		: crew
the other	: tother
the			: t'
thing		: fing
this		: tis ere
to			: t'
truck		: schooner
trucks		: schooners
twitter		: albtrauss cry
understand	: reckon
very		: much
van			: boat
video		: paintins an scuttlebutt
wall		: bulwark
want		: wan
wanted		: wan'ed
was			: were bein'
wasn't		: weren't
were		: was
wife		: lady
will		: 'll
window		: port hole
with		: wiv
website		: gun deck
woman		: wench
women		: wenches
worker		: shipmate
wrapped		: locked
yeah		: aye
yes			: aye
you			: ye
your		: yer